Top Ten Things you’ll Never Hear My Dogs Say

  1. No, I don’t want cheese on that.
  2. Pedicures relax me.
  3. It’s just too muddy for me to go outside.
  4. No more popcorn for me.
  5. I need a hug.
  6. You’re right. Rolling in cow manure is disgusting.
  7. We’re out of dog shampoo.
  8. I like thunderstorms.
  9. Chicken McNuggets aren’t real chicken.
  10. Grubs aren’t magically delicious.

Please feel free to add your own.

Happy Monday

Your friends at Dog Lover’s Digest

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