The Petties are here! The Petties are here! Contrary to what some people may tell you, this is what Paul Revere was trying to say. He wasn’t trying to tell anybody that we were going to keep our guns; he was trying to preserve our God given right as free people to nominate the dog blog of our choice for a Pettie!
What is a Pettie you ask? Isn’t that one of those “As Seen on TV” products? Actually, The Petties are annual awards established by Dogtime for excellence in pet blogging. Along with personal bragging rights for an entire year, a $500 donation is made to the winner’s shelter of choice.
So… with this blog post, we announce our intention to seek your nomination for Funniest Blog or Blogger and Best Dog Blog.
By announcing our intention, we realize that we may need to enhance how were perceived by both the human and canine publics. For instance you may see me wearing a rosary made out of maple bacon, enhancing both my spiritual and smoky goodness. I also plan to do a bus tour across America. I’ll be stopping at various historic landmarks talking about the importance of having a good supply of poop bags when following dogs and politicians.
If after reading this foolishness you still want to nominate us, we promise not to tell. Simply click on this link to the nomination page and supply them with the following under Nominee Information:
Name – Kevin Myers
Nominee URL – www.dogloversdigest.com
Nominee Email – firstname.lastname@example.org
Why Should This Blog Win? – Here I can’t help you. You have to decide how to keep the appearance of sanity while nominating me at the same time. Good Luck.
The mad hatters at Dog Lover’s Digest