Things Dog Lovers Agree Upon

While there are always differences of opinion among dog lovers about topics such as training, nutrition, and vaccinations, there are a few things generally agreed upon:

  • Kicking a Kong out of your way only serves to illustrate how boomerangs work.
  • The stock of companies that produce lint rollers is a sound investment.
  • Finding the sharp corner of a Nylabone is easily accomplished in the dark around 3AM and with bare feet.
  • Always put socks on your Christmas and birthday wish lists.
  • Fencing your yard is like challenging your dog to a duel.
  • Dogs don’t get as embarrassed watching us have sex as we do watching them.
  • A dog’s health is directly proportional to the amount of money you have in the bank.
  • A dog’s desire to play is inversely proportional to the amount of sleep you had the night before.
  • Trying not to trip over a dog on your way to the bathroom is like resisting the Borg.
  • If you want the attention of the dog with the darkest fur, wear white.

The dog lovers platform is now open to suggestions for additional planks.

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One thought on “Things Dog Lovers Agree Upon

  1. LOL! So very true! I’ve experienced the Kong one quite a few times and the stepping on a bone has taught me to pick them all up before bed. Now I just have to watch out for the dogs!

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